Ostry: I got a report that LPS Ally will close down if she doesn't reach to 5 or 10 subscribers!
Midge:What?! Where does it say that!?!
Ostry: (Handing Midge paper) Here! It says: Dear Midge,
If we don't reach up to 5 or 10 subscribers, LPS Ally will be closed for a week. So-
Midge: A week? Come on, a week isn't that long. Only 7 days.
Ostry: You just interrupted me, here is what the rest of the letter says: So if you don't reach 5 or 10 subscribers, LPS Ally will be closed for a week. But if you don't reach it in 15 weeks, it will be closed for a month. So if you need more time, I would want to let you have 15 weeks. Because if you want it to close it for a week, it will take 3 days.
Midge: A month? Are you kidding me? That's longer than a weak! We can't even do it in 15 weeks!
Raven: 15 weeks isn't that long ya'lls know.
Ostry and Midge: Huh? AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Midge: Oh, just Raven.
Ostry: Will you stop scaring us?!
Raven: Well, ya'lls know me, just scaring people.
Rose: HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Raven: Rose ya'lls know no matter how many times you jump out of em' bushes you are never ever gonna scare any body!
Ostry: Well she did startle me a little....
Raven: Well startled is like a crazy person creeping up on some cows and jumps out and startles em'. Scared is like a wolf creeping up on some sheep and jumps out and grabs it and eats it for his own dinner!
Rose: Ugh standing right here!
Midge: My brother is a wolf you know....
Raven: Well ya'lls keep him away from me!
Midge: Well he is a fruit lover.....
Raven: Oh.........................
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